March 2012
http://poopersanonymous.tumblr.com/ →
uh what
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my friend gabby told me to post funny pictures on tumblr because she’s procrastinating so i’m gonna dig through my pictures folder and post funny things get ready
King For A Day. Fool For A Lifetime.:... →
andrewgebbia:
christianbeale:
andrewgebbia:
poursomewhiskeyintomy:
the smartest thing mitch hedberg ever said was “don’t go see dr. acula”
Dr. Acula once tried to sue me and Vinny for identity theft or impersonation or something stupid like that.
uhhh please elaborate
@christianbeale We made a fake myspace that had all of their pictures and all of there info and shit on it, we made...
andrewgebbia:
poursomewhiskeyintomy:
the smartest thing mitch hedberg ever said was “don’t go see dr. acula”
Dr. Acula once tried to sue me and Vinny for identity theft or impersonation or something stupid like that.
i knew that already but it never hurts to be reminded because shit was whack
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the smartest thing mitch hedberg ever said was “don’t go see dr. acula”
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
February 2012
Crash Curb: I’m Liam! I’m a 22 year-old YouTuber... →
I’m Liam! I’m a 22 year-old YouTuber from Edinburgh, Scotland. Making videos is kind of my most regular thing (though my subscribers might contest to that), but I’m also a member of the Time Lord Rock band, Chameleon Circuit. By following this blog you can expect to be confused by my…
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I think I may have been possessed by someone who...
BREAKING MUSIC NEWS
pupfresh:
Avril Lavigne is currently in the studio with rock god Chad Kroeger. We can only hope that they’re recording a duet for the next Nickelback album, or making babies that would carry the genes of the two legends to create the most talented musicians of all time.
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poursomewhiskeyintomy:
i hope the movie king corn is just the plot of king kong but w/ a giant ear of corn instead of the big monkey bro
it wasn’t
Crash Curb: The date is January 20, 2020. Millions... →
cashcrab:
The date is January 20, 2020. Millions of Americans look up at the US Capitol building and cheer. Our new president has officially just been inaugurated. The commander-in-chief adjusts his Element tee and takes the mic. “This shit is for Tommy, Vinny, T-Bone, and all the other kids I used to kick…
i hope the movie king corn is just the plot of king kong but w/ a giant ear of corn instead of the big monkey bro
Scientists do not trust what is intuitively obvious, because intuitively obvious...
– Carl Sagan from Wonder and Skepticism (via 2plus2equalsfive)
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and all birds are blue: look, what are you really... →
alltreesareoaks:
look, what are you really doing with your life that you think it’s necessary to constantly police people for living theirs? humans are always gonna be big messes of flesh and mistakes. err on the side of inclusivity, or whatever.
next time you wanna judge someone or yell at them for making X life…
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thisisbostonnotli replied to your photo: asstronomy exam tomorrow
Drunk, entertaining, and falling down stairs. And a moose. Sounds like my kind of exit.
EXACTLY
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tomxvx:
Man I just want all of my friends ever to be happy.
jjbmofw:
the internal never ending struggle of who you are vs. who you want to be that crushes you to the point that you can’t move to make the changes you wish you could.
sup
cashcrab:
An emocore/hip hop mashup album called Royce Manor Da 5’9”
questioning the genre choice used to describe joyce manor (I’d go with pop-punk) but still lol
I wonder if my kids will ever see a horizon...
coffeeeyescookiehearts:
And I wonder if this crazy world thinks everyone is crazy.
Maybe I’m the one who’s crazy.
peanut butter cups for breakfast
coloredarrows:
i am an adult.
this is like those Reese’s puffs commercials except when someone goes “candy? for breakfast?!” instead of replying “no, Reese’s puffs cereal” you’re like “hell yeah, candy for breakfast! this shit is rad get on my level” and you’re wearing sunglasses and you skateboard away.
tomahawkchop:
3. Tree-Lined Street (Tomahawk Chop Acoustic Session on Saturday February 25th, 2012) from Samuel Gursky on Vimeo.
Our best friend Sam Gursky shot an acoustic session of Dan playing Warsaw Polaroid from Another Summer Lost, Broken Promise Ring by the Ataris and a new song called Tree-Lined Street. Check ‘em out here
gabriellefasano:
poursomewhiskeyintomy:
viabicycle:
I want my first kiss with someone to be in an aisle of a grocery store.
this resonates with me I think it’s because I used to watch supermarket sweep all the time when I was a kid
So in my lady flu haze of antibiotics and various cold medicines, I just read this post and am once again convinced that Imma marry that a$$. Also, I have...
viabicycle:
I want my first kiss with someone to be in an aisle of a grocery store.
this resonates with me I think it’s because I used to watch supermarket sweep all the time when I was a kid
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viabicycle:
Still wish I could skateboard