i am pete & i am 23 & i play in http://birthnames.bandcamp.com and http://manhands.bandcamp.com & i like funny stuff & i am from long island but i live in boston now
when you pitch shift the interview between Sway and Kanye West a few semitones, it sounds eerily familiar so I made this
Jerry tells a few jokes regarding “the truth about Santa Claus,” unaware that some highly irresponsible parents have brought their three innocent children to his show. When they break down crying, he insists that the issue was not that the parents shouldn’t have brought their children, but rather, he claims to be setting out on a life-long quest to “dispel the ugly myth of that jolly slavedriver.”
George takes his girlfriend out for a nice dinner, and before the meal begins, the waiter brings two glasses of champagne that neither ordered. He winks at George as he leaves, but before George can ask what this is all about, his girlfriend starts screaming. “Yes! Yes, I will, yes!” He looks back at her to see that she is holding an engagement ring that he never bought, although the man at the next table over looks rather annoyed. Finding himself unable to explain to his girlfriend what has just happened, he submits, marries the woman, and lives a long yet ultimately not very fulfilling life with her.
Elaine mail-orders a pair of very classy shoes, but is upset to find that they are one-and-a-half sizes too big for her feet. Rather than go through the hassle of mailing them back and receiving a new pair, she undergoes in vitro fertilization, hoping that the ensuing pregnancy will cause her feet to grow just the right amount.
Kramer rents Carl Sagan’s Cosmos miniseries from a video store, but is highly disappointed that he doesn’t even get a passing mention, let alone a scene.
rgr-pop replied to your post “protip if you’re doing a punk/”punk” karaoke thing or something,…”
this is true i know this
i knew you would that post is more for the benefit of people who are not experts